BS free zone means stress free zone. You pick your version.
Make like a bee and.....
Just go ahead and Fuck Off.
I JUST bought it! Don't screw it up!
You may want to think twice before you knock.
You really don't look the same as you did last night.
Pucker up and blow away!
It's your house, you pay the bills, it's definitely your wifi.
Stop, turn around and walk away.
Tell them how you really feel!
Really...do YOU care?
Beat it, get lost, SCRAM!!
Instructions for entry!
It's the opposite of welcome, duh!
Really? Are you lost? WTF!!!
Well, here you are, you saw our door, now just go.