Better stuff the neighbors have, they do.

Only a nickle? It's a bargain!

How about a nice hot cup of trekkie earl grey?

Dammit, Jim!

Do I need a new doormat? Well, do ya, punk?

A nice, classy way to say get lost.

Remember, remember the 5th of November

She's strange and unusual, therefore she attracted that crazy ghost, will you?

Welcome to your Jurassic Home.

Keep out is so blah. Tell unwanted visitors to Kapu!

Live long and.....go away! Ha, gotcha!

As a cat would say, Live Long and Pawspurr!

Whose mom is it? A custom doormat to declare yours.

You're a fan of the mother of all mothers.

Who loves pie? You do and so does Dean.

It may not be the best day to try and take my throne.

Please, Senpai! Notice me!

The Queen of Hearts says off with your head, umm, shoes.

No funny business here, serious wizard business only.

Beam me up, it's hot out here!

Show off your fandom with a Sherlock Holmes custom doormat.

Hey, did you bring the salt? Good, now make a circle with it.

Our fandom Stranger (mat) Things says RUN!

Listen if your lights start talking to you!

The dark side is strong with you.

The door you found, knock you must. Yes!

The force of farts may turn you green.

Do you believe the truth is out there?

A zombie family. Way better than a stick figure family!

You must be mistaken, this is not the door you're looking for.